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[Pat4Prez] Take Two

18 • Day 2,080, 05:41 • Published in Australia Australia • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



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So, as most of you are aware, I started a campaign for Country President last term. … read more »

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New Party?

15 • Day 2,075, 23:27 • Published in Australia Australia • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

So Australia,

I was recently voted into the Senate after being placed 6th on the ballot of Australia's most popular party. This can only mean one thing. The people love me and what I stand for.

As a result I'm here today to bring forward a new

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[Pat4Parliament] My Plan

12 • Day 2,068, 21:05 • Published in Australia Australia • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Australia, I'm about to run for Senate, and I don't want to be someone who gets chosen based on merit, or their ability to help Australia. I want to be chosen cause I was one of those guys that actually had a presentation link.

I've been all over

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You're not a Monk

14 • Day 2,056, 01:29 • Published in Australia Australia • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment



A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, "My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the … read more »

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CP Candidate Interviews (3 of 4)

19 • Day 2,048, 04:31 • Published in Australia Australia • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



As many may have noticed, my CP run ended tragically due to never actually having run. Given this turn of events, I am now trying my arm at political … read more »