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The villagers wake to the rancid smell of sirjames, this time even worse due to the fact that he is a seriously mauled corpse. It appears as though he was attacked earlier in the night, and then used as a chew toy later. Marcus Arolia suggests a… read more »
The villagers all show up to mindlessly lynch someone when they notice the distinct lack of anger in the room. They immediately pinpoint it to the missing Tim_Holtz, who sitting on his verandah, has simply lost the will to live, now that the love of… read more »
The villagers wake up to wails of the ghost of CyberCasper, complaining about the lack of facilities for ghosts in the town. Mickskitz throws a shoe at him while pointing out that there aren't any facilities in the town for humans either. The shoe… read more »
The villagers all gather early in the morning, eager to finally kill someone democratically. All immediately cast their votes and wait for leader MarkTD to count them. He announces that the vote of lancer450 is still missing.
The villagers wait