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Recruitment Time!

20 Day 1,227, 19:59 USA

First order of business is to announce the winner of the contest from the Zyria interview issue. The bogus question-and-answer set is below:

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Battle Cry Interviews - The Zyria Edition

25 Day 1,217, 21:10 USA

This week, we’re interviewing Major Zyria, one of the Mobile Infantry’s finest. In addition to her current role as Quartermaster for the Mobile Infantry, Zyria has also served in

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Insert Clever Witticisms Here

21 Day 1,204, 20:29 USA

First order of business: Congratulations to MI Lieutenant n4n0 who was not only the only person to guess at the made-up question in last issue’s interview, he also got it right! I guess

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Yet Another Interview

14 Day 1,193, 20:29 USA

That’s right, boys and girls, it’s MI Battle Cry Interview time again! This time, as always with our interview segments, there will be a complete BS question and answer, and if you guess it FIRST, you get the best Q5-or-closest weapon I can

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Some Vices For the Vice President

7 Day 1,178, 19:06 USA


Not this, this is a vise

We here at the Battle Cry feel that our former commanding officer, [url=]GoalieBCSC[/url], might need some guidance in his new … read more »