Some Vices For the Vice President

Day 1,178, 19:06 • Published in USA USA • by Heather Fuchs

Not this, this is a vise

We here at the Battle Cry feel that our former commanding officer, [url=]GoalieBCSC[/url], might need some guidance in his new role as Vice President. Since the President already handles all the button-pushing, we have some suggestions of vices the Vice President can get into so that he can better live up to his name (once President Mizu returns from his period of mourning).


Gambling



Aside from playing this game being a “what will Plato dream up next” kind of gamble, Goalie could invest some time in hard-core casino money-dropping. Or he could just encourage the eUS Congress to spend a portion of the budget there. Who knows, they might make a buck or two.


Booze



Actually, nevermind. Goalie’s got this one covered.


Sloth


I loved this guy…

I guess this is more of a “deadly sin” than a “vice”, but who says that you can’t upgrade a bit? This would be the exact opposite of what the VP is doing right now, and also the opposite of what he asked of the MI while he was commander.


Vice City



Where all the Vice President’s vices can get together and have a beer. Or kill some stuff. Or, you know, practice their big pimpin’.


Wimmenz



‘Nuff said.


Miami Vice



Or if you prefer (I do not)



Need a little vice-filled vacation? Why not try Miami? There are plenty of crackhouses, coke clubs, prostitutes, restaurants, poker games and enough illegal aliens (or undocumented visitors, if you prefer) to start your own state. Plus I hear Plato likes to hang out on South Beach.


There you have it. Just a few vices our Vice President could consider in living up to the demands of his office. And maybe Plato could incorporate a few of these into the world we all love.






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