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GoalieBCSC Retires, and We Have the Interview!

22 Day 1,170, 19:31 USA

Holy crap, 2 interview weeks in a row! Is Spam phoning it in? No, there’s a reason for this week’s interview. See the end for last week’s winner of the “guess which part Spam made up” prize.


For Immediate Release

2 February 2011

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An Appointment With Aquaman

13 Day 1,162, 19:11 USA



This week’s interview (much to Goalie’s chagrin, I suspect) is with one of the longest-serving officers of the Mobile Infantry, Lieutenant [url=http:/ … read more »

Pie - It's Always Relevant

24 Day 1,154, 20:19 USA

Now that the holiday season has come to a close and we are firmly ensconced in the doldrums of winter, it’s time to revisit a favorite MI topic to bring some cheer to the offseason: PIE!

Here are some pies that we haven’t covered yet. One of

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Happy New Year! Join the MI!

14 Day 1,144, 20:10 USA

In the proud tradition of many Americans, I have already blown my New Year’s resolutions to heck. I resolved to write an article a week, and then, due to reasons beyond my control, I’m already late.

Oh well.

This week’s missive is a simple

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'Twas The Night Before Christmas

15 Day 1,129, 19:59 USA

‘Twas the night before Christmas at MI home base
And GoalieBCSC had a sad face.

The bar was all filled with men drunk off their asses
But Goalie just stared at twelve empty shot

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