Goodbye Blue Monday

About my newspaper

"...you know how, when a baby is first born, it just cries at the sheer horror of being alive?"
-Julie (Scott Pilgrim Volume 3)

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Sup eAmerica. It's Day 3, and I'm checking in. For one, we won Texas. … read more »

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Good morning America. As most of you know, elections were yesterday, … read more »

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Edit: Thank you for electing me, a more relevant article expanding on that will be coming out today~

First off, Happy Fourth guys, hope you all enjoy fireworks and burgers and Declarations and whatever you're all doing 😁 Try … read more »

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Good morning America, I know … read more »

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Good Morning America, once again I … read more »