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-Julie (Scott Pilgrim Volume 3)

Available in Pharmacies Everywhere...

7 Day 1,184, 21:40 Published in USA USA


This article of Good-Bye Blue Monday will be split into two parts:

Main Piece: Writer-ex; Available in Pharmacies Everywhere
Short: Proteus Bumps for the Month
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[A Satire] Proteus4Poteus: Its all about the Sprinkles

24 Day 1,175, 16:23 Published in USA USA



This article is a satire, for those of you who don't understand, it means I am better than you

This Good-Bye Blue Monday is just one section

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A Wave of Lies and the Proteus Bump

20 Day 1,172, 16:41 Published in USA USA

News that Julian Mizu doesn't want YOU to know!

And an opening line I don't want SamWystan to know I used

This article will be divided into two sections;
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This isn't like Most Campaign Articles

10 Day 1,161, 20:06 Published in USA USA


Suggested Listening

This isn't like most campaign articles

I'm not like most candidates

Here's the thing...
I'm psychic
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Campaign Posters to Go

16 Day 1,156, 20:48 Published in USA USA


First off, let me open with a
Letter to my Loyal Subscribers
Dear Subscribers,
I'm sorry, I haven't wrote an article in ages, thats because I haven't had anything to write … read more »