Goodbye Blue Monday

About my newspaper

"...you know how, when a baby is first born, it just cries at the sheer horror of being alive?"
-Julie (Scott Pilgrim Volume 3)

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This is satire, meaning that it's the only real truth

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Rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated~

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29 • Day 2,188, 09:11 • Published in USA USA

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This article is a satire, which means if this article is taken down it's clearly censorship

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