Goodbye Blue Monday

About my newspaper

"...you know how, when a baby is first born, it just cries at the sheer horror of being alive?"
-Julie (Scott Pilgrim Volume 3)

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^{Proteus Bump Within~}

^{And, as always, Mood Musik.}

Dear readers, it's rare I write to you from … read more »

7 • Day 2,560, 22:21 • Published in USA USA

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This article is a satire, like my early funny ones.

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16 • Day 2,560, 12:51 • Published in USA USA

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This edition of Goodbye Blue Monday is brought to you with contributions from Gnilraps, Aramec, and … read more »

15 • Day 2,556, 15:45 • Published in USA USA

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Yet again, semi-serious fare. I don't know what's gotten into me

^{As always, Mood Musik}

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I regret to inform you this is not a satire. I apologize profusely to my family and subscriber.

^{As always,} … read more »