eEuthanasia News - newspaper of KiraQuest

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Vote Kira ! For Congress, Yorkshire & Humberside Region

9 • Day 699, 13:47 • Published in United Kingdom

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Vote Kira ! at the next Congress Erections.

Royal Birth: I am KiraQuest, exiled Princess of Questia and the daughter of King Quai LXIX. I came to eUK in September 2009 with only five Louis Vuitton … read more »

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Ask Agnes 02 : Your regular advice column on personal issues Day687

4 • Day 687, 15:05 • Published in United Kingdom

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CAN A COMMONER MARRY A PRINCESS - PREMIER SEEKS HELP FROM ePOPE DARTH SIDIOUS

A Mr W of London W1 writes:

Dear Agnes, I am besotted by a member of an exiled Royal Family who has been helping in my recent erection campaign. … read more »

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Essex Girl in local area car crash - Day670

1 • Day 670, 06:37 • Published in United Kingdom

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York, Day 670

WPC Nicola Skirlls attended a pile up on the A64 today between a animal transporter and a pink Mini Cooper car and found a young woman at the wheel of her Mini Cooper. Nicola asked the girl her name and she could only say, Sharon. A

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Ask Agnes 01 : Your regular advice column on personal issues Day670

1 • Day 670, 06:11 • Published in United Kingdom

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Question: My husband is a famous TV presenter and hosts a show on eBBC every Friday night at 10.30 but he has taken to stealing small kitchen utensils from Tesco after every show. Help!
Mrs Ross

Agnes advises: Dear Mrs … read more »

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Reporters Needed

1 • Day 669, 12:06 • Published in United Kingdom

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Reporters Needed

Quest News Whipround is looking for new reporters who can be at the scene of any crime, disaster or luncheon and report back their findings.

You will be joining a roster of industry greats including

Lucy Eat
… read more »