Ask Agnes 01 : Your regular advice column on personal issues Day670
Day 670, 06:11
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Question: My husband is a famous TV presenter and hosts a show on eBBC every Friday night at 10.30 but he has taken to stealing small kitchen utensils from Tesco after every show. Help!
Mrs Ross
Agnes advises: Dear Mrs Ross. Kleptomania is what this condition is called and it can affect anyone under stress. It is often linked to Psuedo-Tourette's Syndrome (PTS) where sufferers have a terrible desire to phone innocent old gentlemen in the dead of night.
Both conditions require constant control and he should be reprimanded by denying him an outlet for his presentation skills, but provided Mr Ross' kleptomania does not go beyond stealing small kitchen utensils it is up to him and I dare say it is a whisk he seems prepared to take.
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Mrs Ross
Agnes advises: Dear Mrs Ross. Kleptomania is what this condition is called and it can affect anyone under stress. It is often linked to Psuedo-Tourette's Syndrome (PTS) where sufferers have a terrible desire to phone innocent old gentlemen in the dead of night.
Both conditions require constant control and he should be reprimanded by denying him an outlet for his presentation skills, but provided Mr Ross' kleptomania does not go beyond stealing small kitchen utensils it is up to him and I dare say it is a whisk he seems prepared to take.
If you feel that you can benefit from advice from Agnes, please write to our Editrix, KiraQuest with the PM heading, Ask Agnes. Names can be withheld to protect the innocent at all times and if you feel you need anonimity please say so.
If you found this advice helpful to you in your own life, please vote the article and subscribe to the Quest News Whipround and if you really feel we have changed your life for the better, please consider making a small donation to our Editrix.
Picture shows our Agnes returning from counselling a defrocked priest who got a little handy in the vestry.
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"I dare say it is a whisk he seems prepared to take."
I dont know wether to laugh or cry 😛