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Vote Kira ! at the next Congress Erections.

Royal Birth: I am KiraQuest, exiled Princess of Questia and the daughter of King Quai LXIX. I came to eUK in September 2009 with only five Louis Vuitton suitcases and four travel trunks so I am living from hand to mouth, though mainly mouth - it pays better.

Work: I worked in an old uncle's food factory for a while then went off to build houses - I really love a nice brick in my hands. I found some gold in the bottom of my suitcases and bought this Newspaper and I am fortunate to have engaged the services of an old family retainer, Agnes (Questia's famous Agony Aunt - Ask Agnes) who fled to this country with me by secreting herself inside one of the trunks. Sadly the secretions have meant the trunk had to be burned and I lost 5 pairs of Jimmy Choos to get her here, so she better had get on working answering all your personal problems.

Newspaper: If you have a personal problem not resolved by liniment, please feel free to write to me and I shall Ask Agnes for on your behalf and she will put it in her column. This paper is designed to provide some light relief in eRep and you should appreciate that on some issues I can be quite serious and in RL charismatically persuasive. I am a member of eRep because it is a challenge and it is something new, despite being old enough to most of these whipper-snappers' gran.

Military: I have recently joined the Royal Guards after finding myself lost in the fields of Latvia looking for the manoeuvres in the training war, but sank into the mire of those killing fields and damaged a stiletto in the process. I couldn't find the war at all and discovered it had been scheduled for the next day. Despite having a pressing hair and nail appointment, I made it to the war but the smell of the troops is something I am a tad unsure of. I was reliably told it was the smell of fear but it smelled more like sh*t to me. Anyhoo, at the hospital, a nice doctor offered to superglue my heel back onto my shoe using some military strength glue supplied by one of our illustrious Field Marshals, name withheld to protect his sources. After that, i have been sold on the Army.

I train every day and fight as often as is possible, though it is my wish to campaign for a 5 Star Hospital in Y&H so we do not lose people to our friendly rivals E Mids who DO have a 5 Star Hospital. Also, I wish to campaign for a Women-only fighting unit under the aegis of the RG so as to keep more women in eRep and active in the Forces.

Pluck: So if you have a gun in your pocket you would like to give me, I am ready and willing to fight for our country - eUK, that is, Questia sank beneath the Pacific Ocean with all the weight of bat guano that had accumulated in the Royal Questia Caves.


Pictures shows the visit of my father, King Quai LXIX and our former Chancellor, Bernardo Madoff, PC, QVC to the Royal Questia Caves in 2006. They were never seen again.

I know this is going to be stiff competition for you men, but this 3rd Age Woman has the wit and wisdom to be a very good epolitician.

Here is my eCV complete with its easy to understand mnemonic:

P - Politically, I am an anarchistist libertarian.

E - Economically, I am a maternalist capitalist. Educationally, I know a great deal about the real world of business and politics, but little of the eWorld, but I am a quick learner.

R - Reputationally, I am well liked and respect those who know better and am polite to those who know less but should know better.

V - Verbally, I can use words well, try to be witty and adore new and interesting words. I really am no dumb-cluck.

Y - Yes ! I accept responsibility in the role of MP and will carry out those duties to the best of my ability and within the scope of my knowledge, level of commitment and above all feeling of responsibility to the electors of eYorkshire & Humberside (my Real Life region), the TUP, the Prime Minister and above all the people of eUK.

O - Organisationally: I have lived 55 years (yep we can still cut the mustard occasionally) and have run real businesses and I really do like eRepublik and its game format and what it achieves. Just think of me as a benevolent leftist Mum you always wished you had.
KKKKKKK - KiraQuest for TUP Member of Congress, Y&H !!!!


Finally, if the above doesn't work in getting you to Vote Kira ! I have pictures of myself naked covered in custard, for those who need persuading to vote for me. It's your vote or the Ambrosia gets it!

You know it could possibly make sense !