Confessions of Hatred - newspaper of Necrosis

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Real reason for the invasion of the UK

21 • Day 810, 13:07 • Published in USA USA

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Many people would have you believe the invasion of the UK is a revenge and retention tool. This is false. I can, today, reveal exclusively the real reason for the current war in the country which created Shakespeare, an act for which it is

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Brannigan’s laws

21 • Day 798, 19:49 • Published in USA USA

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25 star general, Zapp Brannigan, is a man who lives his life in accordance with laws. But what if we were to apply such laws to eRep behaviour? What kind of insane things could we determine as a law, or constant if you will, to eRepublik?

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Polandball may not be able to into space.

26 • Day 787, 08:29 • Published in United Kingdom

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Polandball can into Dover, however. … read more »

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A message to the eUK

59 • Day 779, 05:25 • Published in United Kingdom

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The UK, a country of tits?

Good evening,
Some of you may know who I am, some may not. For 2 months I served in the official capacity of Minister of Defence and … read more »

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Election results the world over

20 • Day 778, 13:49 • Published in USA USA

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Or how I learned to stop worrying and love the Poles

Warning, this is a very long article. I will preface it with boobs, to get your attention and votes
[img]http://www.freshnews.in/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/kelly-brook.[/img] … read more »