Real reason for the invasion of the UK
Necrosis
Many people would have you believe the invasion of the UK is a revenge and retention tool. This is false. I can, today, reveal exclusively the real reason for the current war in the country which created Shakespeare, an act for which it is rightly paying.
He who controls the spice controls the universe
Americans behind enemy lines discover the source of the spice
It is a little known fact, passed down through fables through the ages, that he who controls the spice controls the future. I ask the readers to control their shock at this startling revelation.
The effects of this ‘spice’, or Melange, are enormous. At the basic level, it increases a player’s life span, and heightens their awareness. This allows them to fight all day every day. The importance of controlling the spice is now evident to you all, I hope.
Using intelligence gathered from the UK’s biological weapons department, the CIA was able to discover the exact location of the largest store of spice. Josh Frost was unable to be reached for comment as to his plans for this at the time, however using state of the art neuroimaging techniques, and more importantly some voodoo magic, this paper can offer you this amazing snapshot of the thoughts of the current President.
How we got this image is probably too complicated for you, so just trust me when I say it is legit
The true goal of this invasion against the UK is clearly seen in this amazingly scientific picture. World domination is the true goal of the USA. I for one welcomed our new feline overlords several months ago, and so should you. In order to realise the dreams of King Frost, you must buy guns and head for London
The spice must flow.
Comments
I prefer GLaDOS's articles. I would vote them up rather than yours.
I prefer JeepAmerica's trolling. I would rather sodomize him then you.
also, lol.
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"I can, today, reveal exclusively the real reason for the current war in the country which spinelessly betrayed its allies, an act for which it is rightly paying."
i agree with the author of the article, +1
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This article reminds me why I don't sub to your paper.
I prefer GLaDOS's articles. I would vote them up rather than yours.
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The author of this fine publication is obviously a refined and dignified gentleman. I imagine him wearing a monocle.
>>The author of this fine publication is obviously a refined and dignified gentleman. I imagine him wearing a monocle. x2
why was I still subbed to this utter drivel
Hmmm... Spicy hot hot!
For a decent and more sucessful article than this one about "Spice" press the link that follows: http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-pm-none-but-the-brave-get-that-jessica-fletcher--1052153/1/20" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-pm-[..]/1/20
lol @ GF's fail article
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Long live Duke Paul Atreides!
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Long live the fighters!
Good trolling is good. This conversely makes it a bad article.
EDEN forces take note: This is how you troll 🙂
Hot tamale!
Bless the maker and his water!
Have you read 'Dune' recently Necrosis? 😛