Confessions of Hatred - newspaper of Necrosis

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Message to other candidates; you've been Chocblocked

17 • Day 951, 15:20 • Published in USA USA

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America,

A change to the scheduled programming now – I decided to bump this important news forward. Mostly because I’m so gorram happy about this I might just spurt everywhere, and cleaning a glass desk isn’t an experience to … read more »

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The cabinet, and further information.

23 • Day 950, 15:48 • Published in USA USA

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America,

Yesterday, I announced my candidacy. Today I follow up on the announcement that came as a surprise to many, with information about how … read more »

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A Streetkid Named Desire

42 • Day 949, 18:38 • Published in USA USA

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Well, it was punk-fifteen in the evening
And it was time to set the town on fire
I saw my boots and my hair
As reflected in the mirror
Reveal a streetkid named desire

America,

Today, I bring you good news. I am … read more »

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The future is a boot stamping on a human face – forever.

35 • Day 946, 15:03 • Published in France France

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If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face— forever.
-George Orwell

Orwell’s quote about the future, in the most famous piece of dystopian literature ever written succinctly shows the future of France in … read more »

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A rebuttal to unfounded slander from a member of the living impaired.

20 • Day 945, 18:22 • Published in USA USA

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My opponent in the congressional race in Florida recently published a smear article, aimed at ruining my very good name. Personally, I was very