The Federalist Press - Gnilraps Addresses the Nation and PTO Imminent

Day 2,316, 11:17 Published in USA USA by wookyjack



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What is on the Media plate this Monday?

1)  eUSA is under attack by a Political Take Over (PTO) group headed by Valiant Thor.  For more information please rea😛
~ We The People political party has been infiltrated.
2)  DylanBAS talks to Country President Gnilraps.
3)  Osmoza Jones shows us some Fed love.
4)  What is a Fed?
5)  What is S.H.I.E.L.D.?
6)  Fed Lucky Lotto, No Fed Left Behind and Fed Radio.



First a message from our Country Presdient about the Political Take Over threat:



I write this message with a heavy heart. As you may know your party has been taken over by a sleeper Serbian agent - Valiant Thor. He has replaced the legitimately elected WTP Congressional Roster with a line up of Seriban multis and clones and intends to use them to attempt to politically take over the entire eUnited States. We cannot let him accomplish this!

You can help save our country! Please leave your party (WTP) AS SOON AS POSSIBLE! To do so go to your party page - http://www.erepublik.com/en/party/we-the-people-19/1 and click on the button that says “resign.” Then join the BlackSheep party by going here http://www.erepublik.com/en/party/the-black-sheep-party-2397/1 and clicking join this party.

Secretary of Homeland Security IndexInfinity is providing 10 tanks for anyone that moves for their inconvenience.

Thank you for your time, and your support.

Presidentially,
Gnilraps

P.S. For more details please see this article by four term WTP Party President Mazzy Cat - http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/wtp-pto-d-by-valiant-thor-act-now-2385616/1/20




Next up an interview with Gnilraps!

*NOTE😘 Just to be clear, we are talking about this treaty: CP USA WANTS SLAVES

BOLD - DylanBAS
Italicized - Gnilraps

1. Many, in both the eUSA community and the Greelingadan community, have expressed disgust and revulsion at the terms of this treaty. What do you have to say to them?

Disgust and revulsion are entirely appropriate responses. We sent terms that we did not expect them to accept. We did this for at least two reasons I will admit to. First, one never begins negotiations at the lowest point he will go, he begins negotiations at the highest point he hopes for. Second, we were answering Rylde's Vituperative insults with terms that, while they were not as coarse in language, were at least as coarse in content. Should Rylde really be surprised that the people he insulted publicly returned to him with terms that were somewhat less than desirable?

2. Who formulated this treaty and what actions will you take with respect to them?

The terms were a team effort. We sent them knowing Rylde was looking for fodder for his media cannon so we were pleased to help him load up. Our greatest hopes were that he would publish them.

3. Do you stand by the validity of the terms of the treaty?

If Rylde had surprised us by accepting those terms, we would have honored them.

4. Do you think this has destroyed any chance of future diplomacy with Greelingada?

No. However I personally have no interest in diplomacy with people who are so eager to level personal insults publicly. In our media, our trolling of Canada has been light-hearted... jokes about snow and maple syrup and Greeling. Rylde answers back by dropping the "N" word and by insulting individuals. You can't work with people like that.


5.  With no outside influence, what initial terms would you offer to Greelingada in hope of ending the conflict?

I offer them the end of my Q7 tank.

6. [In regards to] diplomacy, what will the military strategy be?

The military strategy is as it has always been, isolate them in Ontario, then take Ontario. Beyond that we shall see.

7. Do you resent the publication of the treaty by the Greelingadan government?

I do not resent the publication of the terms we offered. I sent them 100% confident that he would publish them. It was a total victory for eUSA that Canada published what I sent. I didn't even expect him to return with a counter offer because I doubted his sincerity. I was right, he did not offer counter terms until a US Citizen contacted him informing him that he looked like an ass. He took that US Citizen's advice and sent a half-hearted counter-proposal. It was an eVersion of something written on a paper napkin. So far things have gone absolutely as planned with Canada.


 



Osmoza has some good tidings to bring about Feds!

Among our party things are shifting around and a fresh vibe is inspiring all of us, we try to find solutions, we try to communicate more, we try to pursue the same goals so than we can go to the next level as a party, as a strong group. We use our forum a lot, we discuss there everything that we want, from simple and funny games to very important topics that includes politics, media,  stuff that happens in our real life,  and also issues that we come across in SHIELD’s activity – our official military unit for a while.

We attract our members to be more active on forum by posting different threads, about simple but entertaining topics, such as opinion games or topics where members can post their favorite song, movie, or  simple and basic stuff, but those are helping us a lot to become more strong and to relate to each other better;  recently we developed a writing contest about congress elections, some really awesome articles came out, and we are truly honored  to have a bunch of great writers in our party.

As a Federalist Party and true patriots we serve our country well in these times of war, and our MU – SHIELD has an amazing structure with a truly gifted leadership that is collaborating really well with all the members and with our allies and friends as well. Being the biggest party in eUSA comes with a huge responsibility, and in times like these with a lot of conflicts going on, we must and want to stay united and to secure our nation’s territories, and we the Fed’s we will give our best in every battle that we are involved in.

Our main activity is communication, which I think is the most important one, we get to know each other really well, we figure out what we like and what we don’t like, what believe in. We are so different as personalities, but we put our forces together great things happen. We are also very proud about our Media department which goes really well under the leadership of WookyJack – he is a great friend! The mentoring program is still going on and is helping a lot the new players or the less experienced ones, we welcome everyone that believes in our principles and wants to be in an active group of true, horny and proud eUSA citizens. We also support the members  who are part of the congress, we encourage them to represent us as well as they can and to protect eUSA’s values with all costs. Stack The Wall is an amazing program that we believe in, and we support it, I’m sure is helping a lot of new citizens, including myself, if you don’t know about it you can read it all here.

I am proud to be a Federalist and happy to be part of something that is so beautiful, I truly believe in our party and I am sure that we will forever shine.


Osmoza Jones





What is a Federalist?  What is this enormous bulge that is in the top 5 of parties to join?

For those of you that are new to the Feds or even just Fed-curious, we welcome you to come find out more about us. The Fed forums are a great place to start. There are games, news and discussions constantly being discussed. It is a great place to get know about your party members better. You can also join us on the IRC party chat, which is another great way to get to know your fellow feds.

On Rizon at #fedpartychat, or http://proudhorny.us/IRC
Forum: http://fedparty.forumotion.com/

Not sure what to post about? Not ready to join up in eRep or ePolitical banter? Well we have just the place for you to start. Start posting in the Fun Zone and work your way in the other discussions.

http://fedparty.forumotion.com/f14-the-fun-zone




What is S.H.I.E.L.D. ?

SHIELD is the Federalist Party's most Proud & Horny Military Unit to date! How do we continue this level of awesomeness you may ask? With the help of soldiers and would be soldiers like you! SHIELD is currently recruiting anyone and everyone that would like to be a member of an elite fraternity of brothers and sisters. You will be supplied daily with Tanks and Food to fight the good fight for the USA. FREE STUFF?  Start today! Join S.H.I.E.L.D now and message the Military Unit leader Tyler Bubblar for more information.






Fed Lucky Lotto

Fed Lucky Lotto takes place on the forum every Friday. Lots of chances to win, and it is free! Check it out.

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Looking for a job within the feds? There are plenty available!

For instance, in the Recruitment and Retention department they are always looking for new volunteers to help out. Anyone interested in helping out should contact Darkapollo52 at the following in game profile.
Darkapollo52

Here in the Media department we are also looking for help. Always want new people to come in and write for us. All skill levels accepted. All lengths of articles accepted. Pretty much just need to show up and want to write. If interested contact the director at the link provide😛
WookyJack

Fedex is also always looking for help. It is a great place to start. The commitment to the job is minimal and it is a stepping stone to further activity. Those interested in Fedex can contact the director IndexInifinity at the following link:
IndexInfinity

Enjoy making people laugh? Or at least controlling what they laugh at? Well have we got the job for you! Join the fun department and make the people of the Feds laugh and have a good time. Oh yes, you will make them have a good time. The most fun ordering people around outside of the KGB. Well, not really like that. But it does offer a fast paced department where creativity and creative applications of everyday things is king. Not to mention you get to work with one of the best people around as your overlord/mentor. People interesting in help out in the Fun Department please contact the following clickable link, you will not regret it:
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Not interested in any of those jobs? Or just want to help out wherever you may be needed? We got you covered. Fill out this form and we will put you in touch would someone right away.

Click here, so we may brand you. Not really, just will give us an idea what you want to do.







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Are you hungry? Are you in need of big guns? Well the No Fed Left Behind program will give you food and tanks. Since its inception, the program has given tanks and fed over 2000 orders for hungry Feds.

If you are a Fed and are hungry or need protection, the name of the program says it all.

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For more information on this wonderful program, please see the full length interview Trekker Tlumac had recently with Darkapollo52 at the link below:

No Fed Left Behind





Did you know the Feds have their own radio show? It comes on weekly.

Fed Radio chugs along in broadcasting this Monday at 1800 eRep time.  Join host dk3dknight as well as his call-in guests as they talk to various party members about their work and involvement in the party as well as the party itself.  You can call in as well at (347)-989-8972 and go on air, or by clicking the skype button on that week's show's page.  New callers are always welcome.  Listen in this Monday for a fun new show LIVE!

http://www.blogtalkradio.com/fedradio



That's all for this edition!  Keep an eye out for next week.

Hey girl! Signing off...

~ WookyJack





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