Fed Kongress Critters are Teh Best Kongress Critters

Day 2,312, 15:42 • Published in USA USA • by DylanBAS

Hello various Feds and lower elife forms! That time of the month is rolling around again, the one that causes cramps, nausea, and bleeding of various orifices, it's congress time!


So with that said, I would like to formally announce my candidacy for the March-April 2014 congress in the delegation of the Federalist Party. In general, the Fed delegation tend to support lowering taxes when reasonably possible, a hard line on the PTO effort, I.E. no redemption. "Dear AFA, GTFO or suffer our wrath forever", trying to find new ways to increase retention and game recruitment via spending of in-game cash, and coming up with new programs to generate even more retention in-game. So for these fine reasons, I encourage you to vote fed on the 25th, thereby electing me and the rest of the fed delegation to serve the eUSA.

The Party Platform is not the only awesome thing about the Feds. We also have, a kicka** forum!

This forum is the brain of the fed party. The party decisions are made here, things go down in these forums that the members of other parties other parties *cough USWPWTPLAPAMP cough* would not dare dream of in fear of disturbing their minds forever. If you want to be a P/H fed, and you should, because you know... P/H then this forum is the place to be.

And even if the forums AND the platform weren't good enough, and they should be(all naysayers will be voluntarily executed by fed fun squads) then there is STILL a good reason to join the feds. That reason is... The Best Party Newspaper Ever Written in the History of Ever

There are party updates, SHIELD MU updates, op eds on domestic and foreign affairs, and election data/fed candidate interviews before and after each election. All of these make this a newspaper that I am immensely proud to work on. To my knowledge, multiple members of the staff are even running for congress, so get out there and vote for the people who get the news first and give it to you!

To reiterate, I am running for Congress in the fed delegation. P/H feds are awesome, our media is awesome, vote Fed on the 25th!

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Fed Kongress Kritters Are The Best!
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