The Federalist Press [Day 2,302]

Day 2,302, 07:41 • Published in USA USA • by wookyjack

*Addendum😘 Early release of the interview with our new Country President Gnilraps!
Read and vote it here: Gnilraps - A Love Story - by A^2

SHIELD update from the Commanding Officer Tyler Bubblar

Stepping In and Stepping Up



Greetings my Federalist deviants and any new reader who happens upon us,

My name is WookyJack and I am the new Federalist Press Director of Media.  Recently, I have returned to Erepublik.  When I immediately joined I was thrilled to see the Federalist Party still reigned supreme.  I am so proud and privileged to have recently succeeded the media throne from Trekker Tlumac as the Director of Media. I am also so incredibly aroused to show you the finest, sexiest writers in the department.

Staff:

DylanBAS
"-Hey, I'm DylanBAS. My real name is Dylan Basescu. Obvious link to the game name 🙂 You wouldn't believe how many people can't pronounce my last name.
-I am a high school freshman in the village of Sleepy Hollow(yes, that one. Go Horsemen!), New York.
-I enjoy the study of science, mathematics, philosophy, theology, psychology, and history.
-I am not in a platonic relationship, as I find better ways to spend my time(Oh god, the Irony that I'm typing this into erepublik)
-one dog and one cat who just LOVES to sit on the keyboard when I have a 10 page report due.
-Hoping to double major in Genetics and Evolutionary Biology. Get a career as a genetics researcher
-Heroes include (among others)Aristotle, Confucius, Galileo, Newton, Darwin, Maxwell, Curie, Einstein, Bohr, Watson, Crick, Dawkins, Sagan, Tyson, and Kaku.
-If there is one thing I wish for in myself more than anything else, it's that while when I was born, I was crying and everyone around me was smiling, when I die, I will be smiling and those around me will be crying. In other words, that I might get the chance to hammer another rung into the ladder of human progress, and that that rung will bear the insignia "made by Dylan Basescu"
Devill
"Hi guys, I am Devill.

I am a 19 year old who goes to school, works 3 jobs, has an amazing girlfriend, and is a very special friend of Wooky Jacks 😉"
A^2
"I'm enjoying my on-going war analysis. I also enjoy doing interviews. I specialize in pissing people or nations off, so if you need propaganda or misinformation pieces targeted at someone or something, I'm you man."
Osmoza Jones
"I am Osmoza(the name is from an old cartoon Ozy & Drix), my real name is Andrei Mitra, I'm from Roumania and I have 19 years old. I bet now you're wondering why I play this game as eUSA citizen, well I would like to improve my english, get to know more about USA's culture and mainly..I do really like this type of game. I play drums, and I recently got a job in McDonalds, yea..so I'll be a bit busy in RL. I hope we'll have a good relationship, as colleagues, and I hope you won't judge me about me nationality.  Cheers 🙂"
Trickstir
"Well Im a fat kid from Iowa, grew up there. Spent 16 years on a wrestling mat. I moved to Texas after college and got a job in the oil field. I am still working in the oil field some 7 years later. I moved out to washington state a few years ago so my wife could get her masters degree. I am back in Iowa for another year then who knows where I will be headed. I play this game mainly to have friends I can chat with and take with me as I work away from home. I play more when I am not home or near my harley."
AceK
"Well im not a fat kid from Iowa. I grew up in Oklahoma. I still live here. Im 20 i used to work for my church but i left feeling like i didn't belong there anymore. I am very religious but don't worry. im not going to convert you from your evil ways 😉. I produce electronic music as a hobby. I do art as a hobby. Currently no girl. I play games like this because i enjoy the community."
Trekker Tlumac
"Trekker Tlumac is a combo name. Trekker is my online presence. It is what I use for all my gaming names (mostly xbox). Tlumac comes from my great grandparents who moved to usa from Slovakia (not my last name)
Turned 30 three weeks ago.
Not married, but in love.
Currently trying to sell writing for a living.
Big gamer and reader and bassist, when I have time."
 




For this Federalist Press edition I have some writers contributing their own Erepublik pieces as well as furthering upon past publications.  What better way to expose our staff's talent than allowing a bit of freelance, right?

Trickstir continues his Strengths and Division Stats: the state of eUSA vs eKanada

"Well, we moved from Div I onto the glory that can be found in Div II. We still need to build up that strength not as much this time. The leader in the eWorld for Div II has a strength of 76,312. Here in the US we have a strength table that looks like this.



If you did this correctly, you are now in the top 50% of the eUSA which does not put you in too bad of a standing. We currently stack up nicely against our enemy to the north eCanada when it comes to strength break downs across Div II.



Now as you can see the strength levels in Div II are much tight than the huge spread we saw in Div I, this remains consistent even into Div IV. The more time you spend in each division the more strength you can gain and the more powerful a military man you can be. At this time it is my suggest not to leave Div II to move to Div III with less than 55,000 strength this will put you close to the top 25% of eUSA fighters in Div III. That being said we need to look at a comparison of Div II eUSA to Div III eUSA.



As you can see at 55k strength you will be in the top 25% barely which will mean if you are on at odd times your chances of getting a BH Metal will be greatly improved. Div III is a strong division in war and also stacks up nicely against our enemy eCanada.



The max in in eWorld in Div III is 78,617, if you enter Div III with 55,000 strength you will be at 69.9% the strength of the max in Div III on day 2293. These numbers will change as player continue to train daily, you must train and not click as the players move up in strength and fight they will move out of the division. We still lag behind the so called elite nations or the empire nations when it comes to strength it will take disapline and time before we are able to compete with the empires in Div I – III without have to spend more energy and more weapons. If you are finding yourself constantly unable to compete with out using EB’s and/or running out of those valued q&7 Weapons it may be time to consider holding.

   If you are a Div I member currently reading this article as you can see my advice about getting your strength to the top 25% of Div II listed in my last article will be a great benefit to you as you move to Div II and Div III."

-Trickstir, The Two Clickir




Osmoza Jones lets us know what his goals and ambitions are for the current Erepublik players and current Federalist Party members.

"As the spring slowly comes and everyone around the globe breads fresh air, I think and want to believe that a new season is also emerging in eRepublik and my perspective and thoughts about this next period is trying to make opportunities and to open more doors for the new citizens or the ones that don’t have so much recognition for their work.

Basically I want to develop a new project that will promote freshmen, new citizens, people that want to say something but they don’t know how to do it, or they don’t have the power to be listen, of course I’ll only promote the projects that I think will represent a benefit to our nation, and will bring something new and fresh, but I want to be super open minded.

So, if you are a business guy, or you like to write funny and attractive articles, or you want to start a career in politics, it doesn’t matter what is your dream, I would like to help you to accomplish it, and with the full support of Fed Media staff I think we can succed on this project together.

I will wait for ideas and thoughts on this project, contact me directly, I want to help you, we want to help you, we have very important and powerfull people in our staff, people that know what to do in any situation. We want to bring something new and relevant to the game, if you want that too, let’s do that together – it’s that simple.

Be smart, be strong, an may God Bless eUSA."
~ Osmoza Jones


What is a Federalist?  What is this enormous bulge that is in the top 5 of parties to join?

For those of you that are new to the Feds or even just Fed-curious, we welcome you to come find out more about us. The Fed forums are a great place to start. There are games, news and discussions constantly being discussed. It is a great place to get know about your party members better. You can also join us on the IRC party chat, which is another great way to get to know your fellow feds.

On Rizon at #fedpartychat, or http://proudhorny.us/IRC
Forum: http://fedparty.forumotion.com/

Not sure what to post about? Not ready to join up in eRep or ePolitical banter? Well we have just the place for you to start. Start posting in the Fun Zone and work your way in the other discussions.

http://fedparty.forumotion.com/f14-the-fun-zone

What is S.H.I.E.L.D. ?

SHIELD is the Federalist Party's most Proud & Horny Military Unit to date! How do we continue this level of awesomeness you may ask? With the help of soldiers and would be soldiers like you! SHIELD is currently recruiting anyone and everyone that would like to be a member of an elite fraternity of brothers and sisters. You will be supplied daily with Tanks and Food to fight the good fight for the USA. FREE STUFF?  Start today! Join S.H.I.E.L.D now and message the Military Unit leader Tyler Bubblar for more information.


That is all for this edition of the Federalist Press.  Tune in this Thursday for some exciting new articles.  What can you expect?  How about a couple juicy mentions to titillate your senses!?

-  An interview with the current Party President of the Federalists:
Blondeninja


-  Upcoming Party Presidential elections and plans

AND

-  An interview with the recently elected Country President of the eUSA
Gnilraps


Are you getting horny for Thursday?  STAY TUNED!

Hey girl! Signing off...

~ WookyJack