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Americans Need Not Apply! or promise to be good for two months

Day 2,147, 21:57 Published in Canada Canada by crisfire


Government Charter of eCanada

Preamble
The people agree that the government and role-play institutions of eCanada are bound by the following terms for the purpose of ensuring fair, enjoyable game-play and role-play for all members of the eCanadian community

Charter of Circle of Trust

Preamble
We, the undersigned heads of states, driven by our determination to create an ever closer union of citizens, confirming our attachment to the principles of democracy, equality, transparency and rule of law, resolved to deepen the unity among all of our people and inspired to pursue their happiness by strengthening of our common economy and security



Today two motions were made by the new Country President Addy Lawrence to accept eAmericans and the eUS Marines but only under the condition that they state in their application that

“I promise not to run for elected political positions for a period of two months after the date my citizenship application is approved”

As trial members of CoT one might say that this is a slap in the face to the principles of democracy, equality, the rule of law and does nothing to deepen unity among all the people that make up CoT

As the guardian(s) of the eCanadian Charter the CP and Congress are bound to try and ensure fair and enjoyable game-play and role-play for all members of the eCanadian community.



Of course there not members of the eCanadian community until a Congressman accepts their application and eCanada at this moment has no guidelines on immigration acceptances, until now it seems, but its not aimed at members of TWO nations but a member of an alliance we are trying to gain entrance to and strengthen ties with.

These two motions are unconstitutional in that you cannot keep eCanadians four years old or one day old from running for political positions, it isnt fair and the only thing you are ensuring is bad feelings all round.

I have a question for the administration


ARE WE UNDER A PTO THREAT FROM THE UNITED STATES OR ELEMENTS WITHIN THE STATES?



-If the answer is yes, back it up with proof and close the border, a silly pledge isn’t going to stop it, If I were a PTO agent I would declare the pledge while giggling naughtily.



Per the CoT Charter: “No member state is allowed to initiate, support or organize acts of aggression towards another member.”

Not sure we are worth the risk

-If the answer is no then remove the insulting motion that just looks terrible and will do nothing to strengthen our ties with the US, quite the reverse probably and may put our entrance into CoT at jeopardy.....thats not the plan right?


The two motions in Open Door Congress
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Mr. Speaker;

Whereas the eUS is operating under an expensive Work Tax regime of 10% AND;

Whereas eCanada is trying to build a stronger relationship with eUS AND;

Whereas eCanada is in a trial membership of CoT and trying to show good faith and obtain full membership;

I motion that all citizenship requests from eUS citizens at large be accepted on the condition that the applicant explicitly states in their application that "I promise not to run for elected political positions for a period of two months after the date my citizenship application is approved".

This motion is different from the eUS Marines one because the eUS Marines have self qualified themselves as a more "reputable" group than citizens at large based on there membership in a closed group and the conduct of that group in the past. Opening this up to "citizens at large" poses more risks and may not be as reasonable.

Again, after two months with eCan citizenship, I see no reason why someone could not act like any of the other assholes here.

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And #2
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Mr. Speaker;

Whereas the eUS is operating under an expensive Work Tax regime of 10% AND;

Whereas the eUS Marines have explicitly stated in the media that they have no interest in holding elected offices in the eUS AND;

Whereas membership in the eUS Marines is managed in-game such that undesirables are booted AND;

Whereas eCanada is trying to build a stronger relationship with eUS AND;

Whereas eCanada is in a trial membership of CoT and trying to show good faith and obtain full membership;

I motion that all citizenship requests from eUS Marines be accepted on the condition that the applicant explicitly states in their application that "I promise not to run for elected political positions for a period of two months after the date my citizenship application is approved".

I think that this is a reasonable expectation to protect against a PTO while being friendly to a bro, and after bearing eCan citizenship for two months, anyone should be allowed to act like most of the assholes that we have around here anyways

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For the first time in a long time, if not ever eCanada has a real chance to be an attractive nation for people to immigrate to as we have very low tax’s probably the main reason if not THE reason Americans are choosing to apply here. We share the same language and for a big part of the game the same enemies but we have had our ups and downs including a war, which kinda saw a lot of the very Americans we are placing restrictions on fight for us.

I don’t think any of the applicants today are PTO agents any more then DMV3 set out with malicious intent to take over eCanada for his own purposes. I disagreed with him on almost everything and he was probably trying to take advantage of the US/eCan situation in regards to tax’s and the wave of American applicants but I don’t believe he had evil in his heart and I don’t believe we are under any kind of threat unless you consider the introduction of new citizens, new ideas, more fire power and a changing political landscape a threat.



Hell if anyone is a threat its that guy Homer J Simpson, he’s AusTWOralian, who the heck let that guy back in!

We have around 36 congressmen with about 29 acceptances left so lets get some good people in.



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Guagature
Guagature Day 2,147, 22:15

"Hell if anyone is a threat its that guy Homer J Simpson, he’s Australian, who the heck let that guy back in!"

Seconded, can congress set a motion in place to have him removed please

Cozza
Cozza Day 2,147, 22:21

yeah bloody australians!!!

Pat Harper
Pat Harper Day 2,149, 04:35

Can't trust an Aussy...

TheSmoke
TheSmoke Day 2,147, 22:26

Voted for common sense. Though I guess you must be apart of the CPF PTO attempt in which some CW and MDP members are so gun hoe about... Cause you know, letting in citizens from an allied country, many of whom have lived here before, and those who haven't can still offer much to our community, economy and culture is just crazy and reckless.

Stop making sense of things, people don't care for it!

Lance Lucky
Lance Lucky Day 2,147, 22:26

voted for tig ol bitties...and it was a good article.
o7

TheSmoke
TheSmoke Day 2,147, 22:28

HOLY SWEET MOTHER THOSE ARE!!!

Lordjas
Lordjas Day 2,147, 22:29

Should have been a photographer...

Sal T. Balls
Sal T. Balls Day 2,148, 01:26

you would be disappointingly poor

Anotherlamedrunk
Anotherlamedrunk Day 2,147, 23:19

Making people jump through hoops is a shitty thing to do, i expected better from Addy.

redbirdusa
redbirdusa Day 2,147, 23:28

There is no PTO threat, I keep lmao when I read this.

anonymoushooligan
anonymoushooligan Day 2,148, 17:46

I know, right?

Exalted Druid
Exalted Druid Day 2,147, 23:58

My only regret is I only had 2 citizenship passes. We all saw what AIM did for us on the battle field before they were neutered by the US government. Let them in and we will be repaid tenfold. These people are the salt of the earth.

Addy Lawrence
Addy Lawrence Day 2,148, 10:59

You can still do more ED, debate the motion. Request an amendment to eliminate the oath. Use your influence as a congressman.

Let's debate this in the light of day and put it behind us.

Sal T. Balls
Sal T. Balls Day 2,148, 11:39

no sunbeams pass through closed doors

wingfield
wingfield Day 2,148, 00:07

I came here as the Commander of an AIM-US Military Unit. We were shafted by the eUS government.

JonathonEdwards
JonathonEdwards Day 2,148, 00:51

o7

ligtreb
ligtreb Day 2,148, 01:14

I know many of the Americans who have moved to Canada recently.

I can assure you they are all honourable and moved to Canada with intentions to help an ally and because of frustrations with the U.S. government.

Look at my newspaper and history in the U.S. Congress, I've always been pro-Canada. Here's hoping Canada continues to grow and flourish.

Connor MacLeod
Connor MacLeod Day 2,148, 10:11

That's exactly what we expect you PTOers to say!!!!!!!

Addy Lawrence
Addy Lawrence Day 2,148, 11:01

That's exactly what we'd expect any PTO'er to say.

Unfortunately, there were too many mixed signals amid a strong culture of suspicion last month and this got derailed. Let's fix it by putting on more tin foil hats or opening the gates of administration.

Rolo Tahmasee
Rolo Tahmasee Day 2,148, 11:24

Moar Hats!!!!!! Moar Hats!!!!!

Evil.Elvis
Evil.Elvis Day 2,149, 04:26

you're a bunch of fucking morons.

Sal T. Balls
Sal T. Balls Day 2,148, 01:25

RUSTY TRIDENT 1 - 0 UNSATISFIED MASSES

I petition for a prebowel before a preamble!

Wilfie Day 2,148, 01:43

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Wilfie Day 2,148, 01:44

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Wilfie
Wilfie Day 2,148, 01:45

*oops bad typos, so repost, sry*

"I don’t think any of the applicants today are PTO agents any more then DMV3 set out with malicious intent to take over eCanada for his own purposes."
well said

And I don't think Addy is feigning to protect eCanada from a potential PTO with the intent to sour relations with eUSA and derail the CoT trial-membership in favour of TWO.

But it's fun to imagine and say such things, because the truth is (let's face it) much more boring. We should be happy for the chance to begin establishing better relations with eUSA and will simply have to accept that a few bad apples don't ruin a whole shipment, unless you lock them in a putrid warehouse for two months. Nothing good will come of that.

Marshal858
Marshal858 Day 2,148, 04:32

Xenophobia and Paranoia are alive and well in eCanada, too bad the atmosphere is toxic!!

Auk Rest
Auk Rest Day 2,148, 05:33

Accept the marines!

Addy Lawrence
Addy Lawrence Day 2,148, 11:02

The Marines and eUS Citizens at large can be treated separately. Get the Marine motion through, and support an amendment if you like, and let's move on.

Mary Chan
Mary Chan Day 2,148, 06:42

~hyuu~

 
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