The Trifling Tribune

About my newspaper

With the best of intent, to be informative, economically aware, and politically mild, with varying amounts of satire. Hope you enjoy reading, and shoot me a PM if you have any questions!
~Tails

A prize thing for you all (no subscribing necessary)

5 • Day 481, 16:13 • Published in USA USA

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I do not need subscriptions. That's just hard and people can lie really easily about that.

I want money!

And here's how I'm going to get it.

Until April 15, 2009 EST midnight (maybe a little after), I will take donations of 1 USD.
At the

Greedy America! The 50 man plan (very lofty i know)

11 • Day 475, 21:34 • Published in USA USA

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Ok, so maybe i did fight in the war to get wellness, but really, i implore you all to not join these wars anymore!

I mailed "The Blooms" in Congree who I think is the leader of some small party, but it was said that

"...the war helps us in

No communists or socialists or anything in congress?!?!?

9 • Day 473, 00:11 • Published in USA USA

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This is a travesty!

Why are there no communists or anything in Congress

If I could, I'd run as a Congress member. Of course, I'd sort of be more socialist (and if you didn't know that, then you didn't read any of my past articles!!!!!).

Mexico right now

13 • Day 472, 22:19 • Published in USA USA

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Ok.

Why are we fighting Mexico?

Personally I can't fight because my wellness keeps deteriorating from working and I can't get enough wellness to fight. Or money to buy weapons...

Anyway, why is this war happening?

If you read in

Diplomacy game

4 • Day 471, 23:50 • Published in USA USA

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This is my next article. Why? It's trifling. Duh. And it's 1:30 AM how am I supposed to come up with anything good.

So I've decided to talk about the Diplomacy games I'm playing right now.

Diplomacy has 7 countries all fighting for supply