The Trifling Tribune

About my newspaper

With the best of intent, to be informative, economically aware, and politically mild, with varying amounts of satire. Hope you enjoy reading, and shoot me a PM if you have any questions!
~Tails

ANOTHER congress article asking you to elect me (oh boy)

0 • Day 581, 08:50 • Published in USA USA

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Hi. I thank you for taking the time to read this. It'll only take a minute. No really it will. 🙂

I want to tell all you people out there who don't know me, I am unknown.

But I am willing to serve eAmerica to thebest of my ability. I promise I

We're getting there folks. Vote wisely when the time comes.

0 • Day 580, 22:06 • Published in USA USA

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I hope you all have had time to think about the congressman for Illinois folks.

If you read my previous article, you'd know a few of the things I support, and I hope that voters out there will find me trusting enough to be voted into Congress! I

It'sssss CONGRESS TIME (and I'm running again. seriously)

3 • Day 575, 11:08 • Published in USA USA

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And heresssssss milestailsprower!

Hey! Just flew in from North Korea and boy are my arms tired (and bleeding)

*ba-dum *cymbal crash

Anyway, generally my articles are not very serious and people criticized me last time I ran for Congress as

Let's try this again...20 GOLD lottery. better?

3 • Day 574, 17:18 • Published in USA USA

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Although now the ticket price will be a litte bigger...

8 tix max.

5+ tix gives you a chance for 1 of 20 free tickets.

Tix cost 0.1 gold. Still reasonable in my opinion. Just post how many you bought and donate to my … read more »

AUCTIONING MY HOUSE FOR 100USD OFF THE PRICE I BOUGHT FOR

4 • Day 569, 14:09 • Published in USA USA

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Ok. I want to sell my Q1 house.

It cost me around 250 when I bought it and now the price today for one is barely over 200.

I will start the bidding at 135 USD.
Just post the bid. (edit: Oh and the time too now. Sorry I didn't say earlier.