Pearlshire Official - newspaper of Jake Pearlshire

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Pearlshire For Congress in Flanders!

1 • Day 762, 20:14 • Published in United Kingdom

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Dear readers,

Who am I:
My name is Jake Pearlshire and I've been a citizen in the eUK for a few months. I was born in Moscow Region, and moved around for a while, experiencing many different cultures, but I soon realised where I belong

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A Tribute to the Ban of Winston L.S. Churchill

0 • Day 762, 08:31 • Published in United Kingdom

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Here's my little tribute to the grand event that happened today:

Ooooooo
He'd been livin'
In eUK too long (too long)
Just trying to find
His power wrong (wrong)
The bastard
Is dead and gone
Dead and gone
And Ooooooo (yay!)
He got his

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Proof that Winston L.S. Churchill = Ajay Bruno

10 • Day 755, 16:36 • Published in United Kingdom

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Dear readers:

I decided to search Ajay Bruno in the searchbox to see what exactly he was like.

Well...

You try it. See if you can see that big of a difference between him and Winston L.S. Churchill. Well - I didn't.

"TONIGHT - AN

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Really Winston?

1 • Day 754, 10:02 • Published in United Kingdom

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Here's my response to this article by Winston L.S. Churchill:

This is coming from you who is racist towards Muslims and blacks (publishing an

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3 Votes

1 • Day 747, 14:25 • Published in United Kingdom

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Dear readers,

When they say that every vote counts, this is the perfect example. If only 2 people
thought differently (or accidentally clicked the wrong person 😮) we would have a different PM. So I congratulate the people for having