Pearlshire Official - newspaper of Jake Pearlshire

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Get It Together North East!

2 • Day 836, 13:05 • Published in United Kingdom

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Dear citizens of North East,

A part of my job as a congressman is to represent my region. I cannot do that with none of you on the eUK forums, or at the … read more »

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Song Dedicated to Karacticus - Spoof of Whatcha Say - Jason Derulo

2 • Day 834, 16:38 • Published in United Kingdom

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This is a parody on Whatcha Say - Jason Derulo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBI3lc18k8Q

Read lyrics as you watch the video (you'll see the amazingness of the spoof)

Kar- Kar- Karacticus
Mmmm K’racticus,
The amazing Welsh man
Well

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Pearlshire In North East (separate from the Pearlshire Official's articles)

15 • Day 823, 10:12 • Published in United Kingdom

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Dear readers,

Who am I:

My name is Jake Pearlshire and I've been playing for more than a year now. I was born in Moscow Region, while it was occupied by … read more »

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London - The Stalingrad of eUK and some more updates on the world today

5 • Day 823, 08:03 • Published in United Kingdom

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Dear readers,

On Sunday evening (Monday morning for some) EDEN launched its attack on eUK, rolling in all of its tanks. I was in an SF base in Western Siberia when I got the news, and got paradropped from a helicopter into London itself. By the

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From In the Trenches - Pearlshire Reports

6 • Day 816, 12:01 • Published in United Kingdom

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Dear readers,

Reporting from the trenches themselves, this is Jake Pearlshire reporting the news on the field. I am currently residing in a bunker just outside of … read more »