Pearlshire Official - newspaper of Jake Pearlshire

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Baroness Margaret Thatcher

14 • Day 990, 12:22 • Published in United Kingdom

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I have a question for you - if you're so conservative, why do you work in the People's Bakery?

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I Support John Bartlett

2 • Day 986, 18:37 • Published in United Kingdom

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But there's not a damn fez in the world that can fit me. But I still support John Bartlett - he's far better than Jamesw, and he's not racist.

Jake Pearlshire

Vote for simplicity, and support for John Bartlett

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Dear Admins

5 • Day 971, 11:05 • Published in United Kingdom

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PLEASE make an iPhone/iTouch app. If you really want to make us pay for erepublik, that would work, because erepublik is a bitch to play on the iPhone for me. Please vote up and shout if you agree with this article

Thank you for reading and

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Guess Who's Back?

7 • Day 946, 08:00 • Published in United Kingdom

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PEARLSHIRE'S BACK!

Dear readers, voters, and opposing candidates

My name is Jake Pearlshire (of course) and I've been a citizen in the eUK … read more »

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eReligious Persecution in eUK

13 • Day 906, 23:06 • Published in United Kingdom

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Dear readers,

I'm addressing the issue of eReligious persecution in eUK. Okay, it's starts off that GLaDOS decides he should make Dioism the official eReligion of eUK. But, there are lots of people in eUK (including me) who follow the ways of