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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1576)

5 • Dan 1,576, 05:22 • Objavljen vIreland Ireland • Družbeni stiki in zabava Družbeni stiki in zabava

My wife said she is leaving me because of my obsession with mathematical problems

I think we can work it out...

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1575)

3 • Dan 1,575, 12:38 • Objavljen vIreland Ireland • Družbeni stiki in zabava Družbeni stiki in zabava

I've decided I'm too fat and i'm going on a diet:

Because the other day i put some money in my front pocket...
then realized i wasn't wearing any pants!

[img]http://www.bestmotivationalposters.com/images/fat-people-funny-motivational-poster.[/img]

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1574)

3 • Dan 1,574, 16:57 • Objavljen vIreland Ireland • Družbeni stiki in zabava Družbeni stiki in zabava

I walked up to reception in the hotel and said, "Sorry but I forgot what room I'm in."

"No problem Sir, this is called the lobby."

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1573)

5 • Dan 1,573, 17:57 • Objavljen vIreland Ireland • Družbeni stiki in zabava Družbeni stiki in zabava

My wife banged her little toe on the coffee table this morning and broke it in 3 places.

What the fuck am I supposed to put my cup on now?

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1572)

3 • Dan 1,572, 15:24 • Objavljen vIreland Ireland • Družbeni stiki in zabava Družbeni stiki in zabava

We had my grandad round the other day and he was trying to work out how to use the remote for the television.

"I miss when there were no remotes," He grumbled, "And all you got was a series of knobs on the television."

So I showed him The

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