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by John Gormley
My wife banged her little toe on the coffee table this morning and broke it in 3 places.
What the fuck am I supposed to put my cup on now?
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Comments
haha that's funny!
I think you meant where, no what
Good. Good.
The Kurgan is entertained...
Tough toe.