Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1586)
Don't forget to put your clocks forward tonight, and if you're a Liverpool fan, try putting yours back to the 80's!!
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Don't forget to put your clocks forward tonight, and if you're a Liverpool fan, try putting yours back to the 80's!!
First day on the new job and I wanted to impress, so I wore my best suit and designer shoes.
The Foreman guessed that I'd never worked on a building site before.
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The creator of Red Bull died three days ago.
Coroners are still unable to close his eyes.
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Being told that there is a cure for dyslexia is music to my arse
I used to have a job holding a flag.
Until a Pole came along and took it.