The Green Shoots

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1566)

3 • Dan 1,566, 13:58 • Objavljen vIreland Ireland

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Of course, the true pessimist always makes damn sure his glass is full, because the alternative is facing this world sober.

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1565)

2 • Dan 1,565, 14:08 • Objavljen vIreland Ireland

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Družbeni stiki in zabava

My wife is so fat, she had to call the AA this morning to come and fix four flat tyres on her roller skates.

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1564)

5 • Dan 1,564, 16:30 • Objavljen vIreland Ireland

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Družbeni stiki in zabava

A French man walks into a library and asks for a book on war.

The librarian says,"What's the point? You'll just give up before you make it to the end!"

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1563)

4 • Dan 1,563, 16:32 • Objavljen vIreland Ireland

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Družbeni stiki in zabava

I was walking down the street with my wife earlier when she accused me of being ashamed to be seen with her.

"That's total bollocks!" I replied.

By text, from across the road...

[img]http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/rma/[/img]

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