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The TRUTH About Patton

11 • 739 jour, 23:15 • Published in Ireland Ireland

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After a lengthy investigation with many wrong turns I have found UNPRECEDENTED evidence to Patton's dirty dealings with Al Qaeda. Here is an image of Patton and Osama laying plans for a massive eterror attack!

http://tinyurl.com/pattonsux

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A Possible Goodbye

12 • 739 jour, 14:59 • Published in Ireland Ireland

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I am considering returning to my native land of the eUSA or just traveling abroad. If so this will be my last term as Teachta Dála for awhile. I do hope to return one day if I do leave for eIreland has been very good to me. I will finish my current

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Call to IMPEACH PATTON!

13 • 720 jour, 20:23 • Published in Ireland Ireland

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This is irrefutable proof that Patton has got to go http://tinyurl.com/impeachpattonnow

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A Little RL Politics

13 • 701 jour, 15:20 • Published in Ireland Ireland

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Gun History
After reading the following historical facts, read the part
about Switzerland twice.

A LITTLE GUN HISTORY

In 1929, the Soviet Union … en savoir plus »

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Platform

15 • 697 jour, 18:14 • Published in Ireland Ireland

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My Platform is based on fiscal conservatism leading to increased benefits. I believe if we cut spending and slightly lower taxes we can become more competitive in the eworld. I moved here from eUSA because I was dirt poor and couldn't afford the