The Lonestar Lampoon - newspaper of Texas_ironman93

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The Truth About Edana

8 • 778 jour, 03:39 • Published in Ireland Ireland

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Oh Edana Savage congrats on winning CP of eIreland CHIEF PTO'ER!1!!!! Edana Savage is a eRussian sleeper agent trained by the eRussian eKGB!!!!!!!!!! Look at all the intelligence she's sending to her eRussian masters!
http://tinyurl.com/edanaisaspy

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National Goals FAIL!

10 • 776 jour, 00:52 • Published in USA USA

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Although we have accomplished 2 of 3 national goals the last goal is the most fun and I hate to see this opportunity go to waste. We need to rip the english etea sippers a new butthole! We need to go in there and occupy London and Norther Ireland

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Advertising

0 • 766 jour, 00:44 • Published in USA USA

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So I noticed all these orgs advertising all over newspapers well I have a reasonable compromise... If you advertise using my newspaper I want 10% of your profits of what you sold from this, if not I report you for selling ill-gotten goods... That

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I've Been Swayed

6 • 764 jour, 22:55 • Published in USA USA

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At first I liked the new training mod. It was supposed to help n00bs catch up. I even did a Napolean training once. THen I realized how redundant it is. So n00bs are going to buy gold? Hell I've never bought gold In the 5 months I've played. I just

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Experience, Intelligence, and Cajones To Lead

1 • 759 jour, 16:08 • Published in USA USA

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My Goal as an eCongressman is to protect our shores from invasion by Pheonix, I plan to accomplish this by advocating volunteering to groups like The Salvation Army to move waste landers to fortress states. I myself have donated moving tickets to