Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1642)
As I looked at my naked body in the mirror, I thought to myself....Shit I'm going to get kicked out of Ikea in a moment.
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As I looked at my naked body in the mirror, I thought to myself....Shit I'm going to get kicked out of Ikea in a moment.
The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large!
The Voice could have saved some money on spinning chairs if they'd just got Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles as judges.
After Stewart Downing's inclusion in the England squad, I think they should name a street in his honour, where all people who are shit at their jobs and got selected when no-one wants them should live. Hang on...
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I love fucking with the minds of the foreign tech support guys.
"My name is Perry, not Terry. With a P as in Pterodactyl."