Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1632)
I love how chocolate melts in my fingers.
It's proof, that despite what anyone says, I'm hot.
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I love how chocolate melts in my fingers.
It's proof, that despite what anyone says, I'm hot.
The places where I think up the best jokes are usually in the shower and while driving...
It must have something to do with being naked.
I'm not saying my wife is fat, but we had to ask special permission to make her passport photo landscape.
I went on a blind date last night.
I told her that I don't believe women should be left to do the housework & cooking.
I said, "I think the roles should be reversed. Men should do all the things that women do and women should do all the things
I hate living in the Tetris flats. Someone moved into the empty apartment next door, and the entire fucking floor disappeared.