ZA WARUDO - newspaper of AgentChieftain

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ROMANIAN COMPANY SEEKS FOREIGN MARKETS

6 • Day 11, 00:00 • Published in Pakistan

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The Romania based food company McDonald's seeks a market in Pakistan😐||BUCHAREST, Romania - Romania has been a staple of food production for several days in Erepublic but their lead exporters are hitting a major snag. McDonald's and analex, the two

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ELECTIONS!

0 • Day 11, 00:00 • Published in Pakistan

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Exit polls place Dio Brando in the lead over the opposition party😐||ISLAMABAD, Pakistan- Within the first two hours of opening of the voting booths around Islamabad, exit polls have shown Dio Brando in a position to take the election. Currently,

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PAKISTAN LEADS WORLD IN MEDIA PRODUCTION

8 • Day 10, 00:00 • Published in Pakistan

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Pakistani newspapers lead ZA WARUDO in both content and views😐||ISLAMABAD, Pakistan- Surprisingly, the once repressive country of Pakistan has seen a tremendous surge in print media and open production of newspapers. This development cements

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Online Discussion forum for /v/akistani's is now up

3 • Day 10, 00:00 • Published in Pakistan

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In a surprising move for what would normally be called a repressive Islamist State, a prominent /v/akistani has broken into the world of internet forums for the /v/akistani people😐||ISLAMABAD, Pakistan- Today a prominent member of the /v/akistani

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VOTES FOR DIO! OWNER IS TAKEN WITH MYSTERIOUS ILLNESS

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The owner of the respected media outlet dedicated to our glorious leader has succumbed to a common illness but has some peculiar side effects😐||ISLAMABAD, Pakistan- VOTES FOR DIO! HQ: The man responsible for one of the most well read newspapers in