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The Romania based food company McDonald's seeks a market in Pakistan😐||BUCHAREST, Romania - Romania has been a staple of food production for several days in Erepublic but their lead exporters are hitting a major snag. McDonald's and analex, the two major food production companies in Romania, have both purchased export licenses to Pakistan. However, their attempts were met with strong resistance.

De Facto President, Dio Brando, glorious leader of the Stardust Crusaders, released this statement to his fellow Pakistanis through the Ministry of Truth:

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Pakistan is the fastest growing nation to date. Our glorious nation is unrivaled in our citizen's dedication, willpower, and strength. It doesn't take a genius to realize that this means a lot of people want to join Pakistan on it's path to glory.



Logically a growth in population will send demand for food sky-rocketing. But fear not, dear denizen, for the Party is thinking of you. Currently our stockpiles of food are getting large enough so that we can adequately feed ourselves. Do not worry, for each individual has at least 5 days supply of food, and Delicious Cake will be on sale far before that time is up.



However, some Belgians are trying to sell us food at unreasonable rates. 7.66PKR, for low quality, low quantity food. This is ridiculous, and nothing more than theft. An unconfirmed statement by an insider says that Delicious Cake, made locally in Pakistan, will be available at the working-class friendly price of 2PKR.



But even if it wasn't 2PKR, this is not a bad deal. Even if we were required to pay 7.66PKR for our meals, this would still be reasonable. The money we would pay would go into Pakistani pockets, which would further our economy, and our food output. Especially at such frantic times, when our nation is but a newborn, prices are expected to be high. If the prices are set this high, we should pay them ungrudgingly knowing that we are helping our glorious nation.



So hold on, dear worker: our nation has not forgotten you. Do not fall prey to the temptation of foreign nations, and dare weaken the Party. Pride! Power! Pakistan!



//Mono, The Ministry of Truth

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Prices have dropped from both exporters to only 3.36 PKR currently, however, it is still a risky move by the companies. Unaware of the boycott on foreign goods in Pakistan, both companies are sinking money into a market that will never respond.

Representatives from McDonald's were unable to respond at this time.

The owner of the largest food company in Pakistan, DELICIOUS CAEK, was unable to be reached and his statement will be published in a future article.


(C) VOTES FOR DIO!, 2007