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EXTRA EXTRA SPECIAL EDITION OF VOTES FOR DIO!

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FRAMAX IS A SERVANT OF THE DEVIL AND AN INFIDEL😐||ISLAMABAD, Pakistan- In a crack investigation, VFD! undercover journalists have uncovered absolute proof that Framax is, in fact, one of the servants of Satan and an unholy enemy of our beloved God

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ELECTIONS ARE DRAWING TO A CLOSE!

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DO NOT BE LEFT OUT IN THE COLD, VOTE NOW!|||ISLAMABAD, Pakistan- With only two hours till PAKISTAN TIME, over 20% of the population has still has not cast a ballot. Many may think that voting now is pointless, however, this is not the case. These

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VFD! Late Edition:

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My friends and fellow Pakistanis, I have serious business to discuss.|||ISLAMABAD, Pakistan- Dear readers, I would like to take the time right now to tell you a few things that have been on my mind. As the well respected owner of the most respected

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The French Political Scene Develops

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VFD! Reports with an excerpt from one of the more notorious French Newspapers.|||PARIS, France- The notable politician and businessman, Cicero, of France has published an article detailing his day of voting with his entourage. VFD! took the liberty

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Pakistan Opposition Split on Election

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An article in the Associated Press covers the split in the Pakistani Political system. The article has been shortened to contain only the relevant points.|||ISLAMABAD, Pakistan (AP) ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã¢â‚¬Â Opposition leaders appeared divided Friday on