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My friends and fellow Pakistanis, I have serious business to discuss.|||ISLAMABAD, Pakistan- Dear readers, I would like to take the time right now to tell you a few things that have been on my mind. As the well respected owner of the most respected name in Pakistani Journalism, I fear that our great industry is in peril. And that is the fault of the public. Why?

Framax, and the shortpostfags. Many of our greater sources of media are out shadowed in rank by trolling monkeys with no real content. The problem is that they post edgy head lines to entice readers but they make no real posts. This is unacceptable because rank is only determined by views, nothing else.

Right now, Framax is the highest ranked media person in all of Pakistan. Why? Because everyone keeps reading his troll posts to either leave comments bashing him or see what he is babbling about. This is unfair business to the rest of the Media as it skews rankings. He has his own party and can make press releases, he does not have to ruin the GAME for the rest of the media elite in their quest to document the glorious triumph of our glorious leader Dio Brando, God Emperor of Mankind.

So as a personal favor, please stop reading his articles. And watch out for the shortfags. Remember, the pride of a /v/akistani is their ability to resist feeding the trolls.

Thank you and good night,

I have a painful backache and fever and I need some good lovin- I mean rest.

Silly /v/akistani, there are no women in Pakistan!

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