ZA WARUDO - newspaper of AgentChieftain

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NEW NEW GOAL FOR VOTES FOR DIO!

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GENERAL MANAGER IRUKANJI ANNOUNCES HIS OWN PLAN FOR WORLD DOMINATION: GET IT HERE!|||ISLAMABAD, PAKISTAN- 2036 CST 11/29/2007 The general manager of the well respected publication VOTES FOR DIO! has announced his own plan to coincide with the future

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NEW PRESS RELEASE FROM PRESIDENT BRANDO

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President Brando releases some press about his grand scheme for world domination😐||ISLAMABAD, PAKISTAN- Tomorrow, November 30, 2007, De Facto president Dio Brando announced to the Party his glorious scheme. Due to the glory of our system, I am able

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NEW GOALS FOR VOTES FOR DIO!

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THE GENERAL MANAGER AND PRESS DIRECTOR ANNOUNCES A NEW DIRECTION FOR THE MOST POPULAR PAPER IN ISLAMABAD.|||ISLAMABAD, PAKISTAN - This evening, the owner of the most popular new media outlet in all of Pakistan has announced his intention to take

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THE GENERAL MANAGER GOT A JOB!

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I GOT A JOB, In b4 "newspapers are not your personal blog"|||ISLAMABAD, PAKISTAN- IRUKANJI, the owner of the respected newspaper VOTES FOR DIO! has just been hired by "big bricks" :

"I will build houses for the fatherland even though I am a

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End to Emergency Rule!

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DIO CALLS FOR ELECTIONS!|||ISLAMABAD, Pakistan - President DIO BRANDO's government dismissed a last-ditch U.S. call to end emergency rule, leaving the Bush administration with limited options Sunday in steering its nuclear-armed ally back toward