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One man.
One newspaper.
Two years.
Ninety-nine problems.
But a woman ain't one.

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Mark Wahlberg Endorses Gobba for President

16 • Day 562, 20:37 • Published in Germany Germany •

I would like to express that, because of Starkad being unable to run a third time in a row due to Germany's unofficial term limit rule, I officially support Gobba for president.

I feel that Gobba wants wants what is best for Germany, and that he

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Wahlberg's Presidency

3 • Day 556, 12:10 • Published in Germany Germany •

Citizens of Germany,

I am sorry to you all as I see you took my last article the wrong way. Many say it was a mistake to publish the article before discussing such an "extreme" idea.

The reason I did so was to see what the majority of eGermany

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Do YOU Want to Save eGermany?

29 • Day 555, 17:21 • Published in Germany Germany •

Citizens of Germany,

I write this article as a proposal to you all. As you all know we are in a very serious situation. We are losing the war against Sweden and Poland, even with the help of our allies. We have lost much, and the Swedish still

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So much for 2-0

18 • Day 554, 07:56 • Published in Poland Poland •

It's about to be 4-2. And your 2 wins? You got them while we fought your puppeteers, the Swedish.

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You Did it to Yourselves

18 • Day 553, 16:08 • Published in Germany Germany •

eGermans: You might be expecting this to come from a Pole or Swede, but you would be mistaken. I am going to deliver you a message myself, expressing a few opinions on our current... situation.

In the end, I am frustrated to say that all of this -

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