Do YOU Want to Save eGermany?

Day 555, 17:21 Published in Germany United Arab Emirates by Mark Wahlberg

Citizens of Germany,

I write this article as a proposal to you all. As you all know we are in a very serious situation. We are losing the war against Sweden and Poland, even with the help of our allies. We have lost much, and the Swedish still see the Germans as untrustworthy.

I have spoken with Kalle Holm, president of Sweden. I told him that if I were to make it to presidency, would he be willing to negotiate with eGermany?

We are in a precarious position and really have no power to be making demands. I like Starkad Rorlikson, but he is not willing to make any sacrifices for eGermany. If we want to continue to exist as a nation, we must make some sacrifices.

I told Kalle Holm that eGermany, with me as president, would open up serious negotiations that you may not all like, but like I said, we must make some sacrifices. Many eGermans have an "all-or-nothing" attitude, and Starkad himself said the only negotiations he would make with the Swedish are a complete withdrawal of Swedish troops.

Here is what I say: Why not talk to the Swedish government and show them that Germany is not what they perceive us to be? I am a new leader that is willing to make some sacrifices. Many Germans say that we can not give up Schleswig-Holstein, as it contains much of our companies and economy. I agree, but I also think that, while SH is a high-grain region and is important to eGermany, it is not so vital that we can not function without it.

I believe Kalle Holm sees me differently than our previous German presidents, and that he and his cabinet are willing to make peace with a new Germany. Maybe not one as headstrong as the one before, but that might not be a bad thing. Germans used to feel very high and mighty, but the truth is that we need to accept that we are not the strongest nation in the world, and that sometimes, although we may not like it, we need to sacrifice a few things to continue as a country.

We can make peace with the Swedish, perhaps have a new, stronger bond than ever before, and rebuild our economy. I have spoken with a certain party president about the possibility of gaining his support for president of Germany, but first I need yours!

So, eGermans, do YOU want to save eGermany?