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One man.
One newspaper.
Two years.
Ninety-nine problems.
But a woman ain't one.

27

Mark Wahlberg Endorses Gobba for President

2 • Day 592, 11:01 • Published in Germany Germany •

Citizens of Germany,

I hope in the upcoming elections, you all consider what these two candidates have achieved. Elisa is a good politician, and an even better minister of Foreign Affairs. She is good at what she does.

But then again, so is

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28

A Guide on eReligion

51 • Day 571, 23:32 • Published in Japan Japan •

Citizens of Japan, after reading a few articles from Dr.gen and the many depressingly stupid arguments that followed, I will now teach you all how eReligion works.

eReligion is for fun

You roleplay. You pretend you are your character,

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17

Japan: Against the Invasion

18 • Day 568, 20:27 • Published in Japan Japan •

Hello, citizens of Japan. I bring you my opinion of this recent plan by PEACE to invade the United States of America.

I am new to Japanese politics, but I am a veteran of Germany's. I can say from my experience that Japan, although small compared

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27

First Japanese Edition of the Deutschland Times

10 • Day 565, 17:24 • Published in Japan Japan •

Citizens of Japan,

Greetings. My name is Mark Wahlberg and I hail from Germany. I would like to formally introduce myself to you all.

In November 2008, I and many others helped liberate Germany from Sweden. I have been actively involved in

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30

Don't quit your day job, shoot

3 • Day 565, 12:02 • Published in Germany Germany •

Germans, Swedes, citizens of the New World,

I think the funniest thing about all this situation is this:

shoot was placed in Germany to gain our trust over a long period of time, and even had some Swedish friends to come help him (e.g. hansg).

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