Ambient on/off
South Korea

The Wahlberg Times

About my newspaper

Open Wiki page

One man.
One newspaper.
Two years.
Ninety-nine problems.
But a woman ain't one.

15

Mark Wahlberg's Promised Publication of Voting Safety

3 • Day 548, 18:17 • Published in Germany Germany •

Citizens, Politicians, and Voters of Germany,

Several days ago I posted an article asking you all to stop telling others who to and who not to vote for. I also said I would post an article with a list of members of what was previously the

… read more »

28

Who NOT to Vote For

6 • Day 543, 10:25 • Published in Germany Germany •

Hello everyone,

This message is directed at all the idiot politicians who are ranting on about the "takeovers" in Germany right now. As far as the RFD goes: you can all shut up and wait for someone who is actually in the party, (for example, me)

… read more »

47

Government Message: Training War Fundraiser

17 • Day 530, 11:31 • Published in Germany Germany •

Citizens of Germany,

Recently the German government has been in contact with our close friends, and we have discussed the possibility of a friendly war for the purpose of training ourselves.

As you may know, however, going to war, whether it

… read more »

8

Mark Wahlberg for North Rhine-Westphalia

1 • Day 514, 21:37 • Published in Germany Germany •

Dear citizens of eGermany,

I am Mark Wahlberg, here to announce my candidacy for Congress in the region of North Rhine-Westphalia.

I have served in German Congress 3 times before, and I am currently serving under President Starkad Rorlikson's

… read more »

6

RFD Members/Congress Candidates - Read

2 • Day 513, 18:51 • Published in Germany Germany •

Members of the Reformed Federal Democrats,

If you are in the party I hope you agree, at least generally, with the RFD Mission Statement. If you are not in the party and agree with the mission

… read more »