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A great place for my rants.

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Starkad Rorlikson Arrested!

11 • Day 505, 23:28 • Published in Germany Germany •

Yes, that image was photoshopped.

The following is based on fact but elements are fictional (any quotes are fact, any accusations are fictional). It is not intended to be taken seriously but rather to poke fun at our new president and get a few

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Demand for Labor is now Nonexistant

8 • Day 502, 19:33 • Published in Germany Germany •

I remember when the average 0-skill citizen could get a 4.5DEM job. Now with around 200 (by my count) people storming into Germany to fight in the war, a 0-skill citizen might be able to get 1DEM, minimum wage. And in order to get 4.5DEM, you have

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Germany Failed Me

23 • Day 501, 21:44 • Published in Germany Germany •

Not long ago, towards the end of our neutrality, I was walking on clouds. I had a job with the German Defense Flak Tiger, a state owned company that built the defense system for Bavaria. I was earning 25DEM a day and plenty more with a hard worker

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Germany and Sweden - An Interview With the Swedish President

12 • Day 490, 20:44 • Published in Germany Germany •

Dear citizens of Germany-Austria,

With it becoming more and more likely that Germany-Austria might join ATLANTIS, I realized that I really don't have any idea what our current relations with Sweden are. I have a feeling many of you don't know as

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My Candidacy For Congress!

2 • Day 486, 16:05 • Published in Germany Germany •

Dear citizens of Germany-Austria,

I have decided to announce my candidacy for congress in Saxony.

First off, let me be clear: I will not tell you to vote for me, nor will I even refer to my competition. This article will only talk about my

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