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The Final Solution...

3 Day 1,223, 07:02 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom

... to inflation!

As I'm sure we've all noticed, apart from 2-clicking foreign spies, inflation is on the rise. But wages, costs, and profits are on the rise too!

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How Does £50 Sound?

18 Day 1,222, 16:31 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom

Normally there would be an incredibly brilliant and witty article here...

But I don't have the time.

So if somebody wants £50, write me an entertaining article or story or whatever the bloody heck you feel like sending. The

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eCanada's Futile Attempt

16 Day 1,220, 19:11 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom

Warning: This is a public service announcement to all peoples of the eUK. Lock your doors, get your guns and/or crossbows and fight eCanadians back with every last pebble, stone and clump of grass you can manage to scrape up from your read more »

BEP Health Initiative

15 Day 1,215, 06:43 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom

Back to real news,

The BEP has announced today the start of a new Health Initiative.

This initiative will consist of free-food (purchased by Mickale) to be distributed to low-health employees and people of the eUK who are either new or

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The New Storage Unit

7 Day 1,210, 06:21 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom

As most of us have probably seen by now, our inventories are vastly different. If you own a company (or multiple companies) you will notice all the raw materials and products mixed together with 1 combined source of money. So basically, if you don't

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