eCanada's Futile Attempt
Day 1,220, 19:11
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Published in United Kingdom 
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by Mickale
Warning: This is a public service announcement to all peoples of the eUK. Lock your doors, get your guns and/or crossbows and fight eCanadians back with every last pebble, stone and clump of grass you can manage to scrape up from your neighbour's yard! Here they come!
As I'm sure most of us know, Northern Ireland is under siege by eCanada. As eBritons it is your duty to defend the homeland against the maple-leafed invaders! Spare no expense! Deny no weapons purchase! Leave your homes and fight upon the great battlefield where heroes will be made and go down in erepublik history! I say! For God! For King! For Country!
(The purpose of this is to motivate the people of the eUK to fight in Northern Ireland should such people for some reason not read the MoD's orders [Kindly ignore the fact I own a Q2 weapons company])
As I'm sure most of us know, Northern Ireland is under siege by eCanada. As eBritons it is your duty to defend the homeland against the maple-leafed invaders! Spare no expense! Deny no weapons purchase! Leave your homes and fight upon the great battlefield where heroes will be made and go down in erepublik history! I say! For God! For King! For Country!
(The purpose of this is to motivate the people of the eUK to fight in Northern Ireland should such people for some reason not read the MoD's orders [Kindly ignore the fact I own a Q2 weapons company])
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Bloody Cannucks!
Whilst its not a bad article, it is only a training war and people shouldn't go over the top. More important battles will come.
*drinks maple syrup while playing hockey*
If you tell them its a training war,
A. They won't buy my Q2 weapons as fast(lol)
and B. Some won't see the need to improve their experience.
You could tell the truth, or is that a sin your eNation politics as well
Sometimes strategic light lies are necessary for the betterment of society... and the economy... particularly weapons and food...
no vote nor sub
I bought all your Q2 weapons, and will promptly move back to Canada and fight in NI 😃😃
Cheers
GABLAH¡
I bought all your Q2 Guiness and will promptly move back to Canada and toast it towards victory in NI
boo
PURGE THIS SELFISH HERETIC! EVERYONE - BUY Q2 WEAPONS AND USE THEM TO KILL HIM!
lol thought this was a training war or so we were led to beleive lol
Hey as long as you buy q2 weapons from me I don't care what you do with them lol
This morning I drank maple syrup straight out of the bottle.
Elle, that sounds scarily like a line from a low-budget amateur porn.