BEP Health Initiative
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by Mickale
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The BEP has announced today the start of a new Health Initiative.
This initiative will consist of free-food (purchased by Mickale) to be distributed to low-health employees and people of the eUK who are either new or returning to the game. All one must do is message the chief distributer Mickale with this phrase in it: "I'd like some food" - which can be spun into anything from "Me wantz da food" to "Give me ze foodenstein".
It was made clear that the orchestrators of this programme have high hopes that it will boost the productivity, if ever so little, of both the manufacturing and raw material sectors. I'm sure all managers can relate to having a horribly low-health worker who makes 1 block of iron for 16 pounds. I'd like to add that this free food offer can also be recommended to people by managers. For example, if someone joins your company with 0.5 health, instead of firing them, notify the chief distributers (Mickale) including a link to the persons profile and they will receive food to improve their wellness.
There are probably such programmes like this already in existence, but this one is quite simplistic. It takes into account the 2-clickers and the ones who don't participate on the forums. So, if you see someone with low health, let the chief distributer know!
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[Edit: Vadigor will not be allowed food from this programme.]
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Thanks for the help!
There are already programme like this (the TUP one), but every little helps!
Grand action! (VOTED HARD LIKE 1999)
A) Of course such a scheme already exists, are you completely out of touch with current affairs?
😎 Simple != simplistic
C) I'll be sure to let your "distributer" know the next time I'm down to 20HP after fighting so I can leech free food of him, given that you haven't actually stated any requirements. (A level/food cap comes to mind).
Due to recent productivity changes... it appears that wellness/food is coming out of the wazoo.
I like this!
rofl
Can I please receive some foodz and stuff everyday? kthxbai!
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The BEP shouldn't be giving out food, it should be actively seeking MOAR LIONZ!
1. Free food is free food and I've already helped a lower level individual today, legitimising my cause.
2. As I thought I implied in my article by mentioning 2-clickers and people who don't frequent the forums, this exists to serve WHOM EVER NEEDS IT. If they don't know about such other programmes, like the TUP one, then it helps.
3. Everyone is a different individual. Now, I'm not sure how the TUP treats people (or what sick permutation of their philosophy you enjoy, Vadigor)but both the BEP and myself treat everybody as unique individuals with unique characteristics and needs. This is a party of independent thought coalesced into successful, enlightening, and fun-for-all policy. Thank you for your input.
4. touchdown_thomas, I know you're joking but this is exclusively for the people of the eUK. Plus I know you're massively rich and wealthy and likely to rule over Belgium one day.
5. The BEP is working on seeking out maor lionz, have no fear.
Best Article yet from the BEP....
The BWP/UKWP shares these sentiments exactly and supports your bid for the presidentials.
Voted/Subbed.
Voted !!!
"3. Everyone is a different individual. Now, I'm not sure how the TUP treats people (or what sick permutation of their philosophy you enjoy, Vadigor)but both the BEP and myself treat everybody as unique individuals with unique characteristics and needs."
Nice slander bro. Firstly, TUP has been supporting young players with gifting since before you were born. Secondly, we value individualism very highly, we just believe that we should all work together to achieve our goals. Working in a team is part of what being TUP is as much as supporting young players. If you want to donate food to new players, I applaud you, but don't spew vitriol about my party unless you intend to back it up.
1. Emphasis on "sick permutation of their philosophy"...
2. I never slandered the TUP. I just said I didn't know how you treated individuals and then told you all how the BEP does.
Nice attempt though 🙂
Good article.