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War Module Breaks Down

5 • Day 683, 22:04 • Published in USA USA •

I woke up this morning with an urge to knock around some eRusskies or some eHunkies or even make an eBrit cry (its easy, just make them brush their teeth). I was thoroughly disappointed. There was not a single battle going on anywhere except silly

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Never fight mythical creatures on an empty stomach

2 • Day 681, 10:20 • Published in USA USA •

I pull up my homepage and the first thing I see is "USA attacks Sasquatch, Hungry". First of all, kudos to the brilliant man, I presume Gaius, who found Sasquatch, and furthermore, had the gumption to attack him. The problem is, mates, we're

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eGreat Britain invades Norway. Heroic eIrish Americans lead the victory

4 • Day 679, 21:27 • Published in USA USA •

Status of the battle for Vestlandet at 2106 server time Norwegia and Allies up 474k. Really? 474k? I have only been around for a couple weeks but I have seen World War III in a frenzy. Never do I recall such a massive victory. Could it be that

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