War Module Breaks Down

Day 683, 22:04 • Published in USA Ireland • by Reactionist

I woke up this morning with an urge to knock around some eRusskies or some eHunkies or even make an eBrit cry (its easy, just make them brush their teeth). I was thoroughly disappointed. There was not a single battle going on anywhere except silly resistance-is-futile wars. I was eBorn and raised in a culture of war, I was unable to cope (how the hell am I ever supposed to reach level 11 without jacking mommy's credit card now?). What I recommend is for Gaius and the eUSA Congress to find some small insignificant countries we can pick on and ultimately destroy just for kicks and land. eFrance maybe? eBritain? It is not really my decision but I am down for whatever.

Due to the lack of war, me and the lads of the Irish Brigade went down to the ePub and spent what we would've spent on weapons on a couple pints... Let's reconsider this war thing. Peace (note: not "PEACE") is not so bad. Contact your elected leaders! Tell them to sue for peace and let us drink!

Erin Go Bragh,
God Bless eUSA,
Reactionist

Disclaimer: Once again, if you are offended by anything in this, I'm sorry, it's all in good fun