eGreat Britain invades Norway. Heroic eIrish Americans lead the victory

Day 679, 21:27 • Published in USA Ireland • by Reactionist

Status of the battle for Vestlandet at 2106 server time Norwegia and Allies up 474k. Really? 474k? I have only been around for a couple weeks but I have seen World War III in a frenzy. Never do I recall such a massive victory. Could it be that eBritain just is not the same calliber opponent, that say, eRussia or eHungary is? Or not nearly as dastardly and opportunistic as eFrance? The lack of these necessary characteristics in an evil nation only spells disaster for the eBrits. I would instead contend there is a deeper, unrecognized reason eBritain was so thoroughly thumped...

My eIrish American brethren of course! We have spent the course of WWIII in the pubs arguing politics and religion. We did not care about eRussia or eHungary or eFrance (which we are surprised to find is still a nation). We'll just root on our boys in uniform and drink a pint for each of them. However, when those imperialistic eBrit bastards invaded an allied nation, we got pissed. We downed a cup of straight black coffee with two asprin and took a quick shower and donned our own uniforms. This was our chance to shine. This was our chance to exact revenge for the fact that eNorthern Ireland is still unlawfully held by the eBrits. And dare I say it? We did. The American government should give us all medals and a several gold bonus. I swear, we will honor you with a drink if that be so.

Erin Go Bragh,
God Bless eUSA
Reactionist

*DISCLAIMER: My aim is slight satire. Do not get offended, I mean no harm. Just entertainment.