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So Canada wants to touch our Florida

16 • Day 1,237, 11:25 • Published in USA USA •



Oh.. Canada..you dirty whore you. You know you like it eh.. … read more »

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Media Mogul

12 • Day 1,179, 22:26 • Published in USA USA •



Heres a random gif for your enjoyment because I have nothing else to write about.


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Hey America

30 • Day 1,179, 16:57 • Published in USA USA •

Give me a Media Mogul, or the puppy dies!



You have 1 week. Don't make me do it!

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Fight for Brozil

21 • Day 1,179, 09:19 • Published in USA USA •

America. A great injustice has been done by our military leaders. Brozil, our ally is being attacked, yet our military is not fighting for them? Brazil lost a battle yesterday because the military refused to send troops. Why do our military

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Reasons why we need an Emerickan president

24 • Day 1,171, 17:02 • Published in USA USA •

How about a quick comparison between the two top contenders: Emerick and Julian Mizu, made nice and simple for you.

-Emerick has proven that he is a successful president, good writer, and charismatic individual
-Mizu ran a

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