Reasons why we need an Emerickan president
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by Turd Fergusen
How about a quick comparison between the two top contenders: Emerick and Julian Mizu, made nice and simple for you.
-Emerick has proven that he is a successful president, good writer, and charismatic individual
-Mizu ran a militia (ST6) for a few months
-Emerick saved Emericka, embarrased Indonesia, and knocked Russia the fck out with his giant epeen
-Mizu ran a milita
-Emerick will destroy Double Spaniards
-Mizu ran a militia
-Emerick ran a militia
-Mizu ran a militia
-Emerick founded SEES
-Mizu ran a militia
-Emerick is Serbia
-Mizu ran a militia
-Emerick has more foreign affairs experience than any of the other candidates, by far
-Mizu ran a militia
-Emerick has a clear foreign policy
-Mizu ran a militia
-Emerick helped bring Dioism to America
-Mizu ran a militia
-Emerick is Great
-Mizu ran a militia
-Emerick got arrested, permabanned, rage quit, trolled, CHS'd, permabanned again, but that wasn't enough, he decided to run for president again! Why? Because fck you.
-Oh right...and Mizu ran a militia
I am beginning to see a pattern here.
Also I didn't even consider Haliman, Claire, and Joe, because really, does anyone think they have a chance?
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damn you Pimp you ruined ma pertamax! Also hey.
im still in doubt who to vote for
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so many qualities listed here for both..
itll be a tough decision
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mizu is out of a game, so emeric or jovan ^
hmmm, so emerick is serbia, bat jovan is serbian, tough one again : )))
Hail Spain!!!
Emerick shouldn't win, i will seriously consider leaving the country if he wins.
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One reason why not Emerick:
http://eusaforums.com/forum/index.php/topic,2303.msg40608.html#msg40608
"I'm sorry that America exists, really."
Does Emerick ever delegate? Being a leader requires being a phenomenal delegator...Mizu seems more fit for that type of job...thus the point of a cabinet. So who is Emerick's cabinet? Himself?
I lol'd. In the realm of political bashing this was an excellent article.
Has anyone checked to see if Russia is willing to bail us out of another eEmrickan presidency, like last time?
Destroy Spain? Super loool
Turd what ever happened to you? I always thought you were a p cool guy. I like Emerick and all but I was looking forward to some good debate.
Anyway:
ST6 is a bigger militia than what Emerick ran X D
Also: Mizu is calm and able to delegate.
Also also: Emericks greatest prowess is in his newspaper and foreign affairs. Those are what he's very good at, nobody could say he's not. However I'm pretty sure that it was Gaius, PiZ and Publius that basically ran his Presidency during those troubling times because he wasn't there for awhile.
@Trent I think you mistook my crappy half assed troll article for a real article. When I write a serious article I write in paragraphs.
-Emerick ran a militia Oh really? Which one, cause really I haven't heard about it...
-Emerick helped bring Dioism to America : and what good did it do? Just some more tolling material... as if there wasn't enough of that yet...
-Emerick is Great(NOT)
-Mizu is Great and ran a Great and Successful militia
-Emerick is Serbia... no comments, pretty pathetic in itself
-Emerick got arrested, permabanned, rage quit, no need to say any more... cause unless you do a ragequit à la GF, ragequitting is lame...
All those points: Check!
@Tur😛 Obviously. I await a serious article
pigs are cute
Remember that in case you get invaded, Emerick will proudly capitulate.
btw those pigs have a lot of gold, was that picture taken before the 16k issue?
Mizu would obviously run a militia, and therefore make no surprise moves.
You already know what Emerick would do, but...
On the other hand, you have no idea how Jovan would bring Serbia and USA closer... much closer. Especially if he had a friendly president of Serbia to work with on bringing the two countries closer... much closer.
Turk Fergusen has spoken.
Needs moar turkish delights though.
>Does Emerick ever delegate? Being a leader requires being a phenomenal delegator
Those in my past cabinets will attest to my delgating abilities. Pig is around, so you can talk to him. iirc, Jewitt posted something to the effect that I was an excellent delegator. As to who's in my cabinet, I've tied down a few spots, but I don't want to tie people down to one candidate. The presidency shouldn't be partisan, and I'm not going to put anyone into any uncomfortable situations. Rest assured, there will be a fine cabinet.
To all you who continually troll Emerick:
I understand your complaints. Perhaps in history, he has not acted with... dignity.
However, you can't deny the amount of work he has put into this country. For foreign relations alone (ignoring everything else he has done), he deserves a significant amount of respect.
No president is perfect. Most are far from. But the ones who get stuff done are the ones who deserve to serve.
Yeah, perhaps his cabinet did a lot of work for him when he had RL troubles. Isn't that happening to Mizu right now? What has Mizu done? Emerick has accomplished far more than him.
Give him a little respect guys. You don't have to bow. Just don't troll him. He's been around the block once or twice. Or three years.